And the 2012 NFL MVP is…

Peterson re-enacting the movie poster for Platoon

Peterson re-enacting the movie poster for Platoon

Adrian Peterson

Rushing: 348 rushes, 2,097 yards, 6.0 avg, 131.1 yards/game, 12 TD – Receiving: 40 receptions, 217 yards, 5.4 avg, 13.6 yards/game, 1 TD – Vikings’ record: 10-6 (#6 seed in the NFC playoffs)

For those that feel that the MVP award should go to a player based on statistics alone, the numbers speak for themselves. And when you consider that the Vikings’ offense lost Percy Harvin (their second-best weapon who was generating MVP buzz himself before getting hurt) after nine games and were led by quarterback Christian Ponder who ranked 21st in passing, APete’s 2012 statistics become even more staggering.

Those that insist that the MVP play on a winning team will be satisfied by the Vikings’ playoff berth. Those that insist that the MVP be indispensable to their team will surely see that if you remove Peterson from the Vikings and replace him with even an above average running back, there’s no chance this team makes the playoffs. APete put up one of the best statistical seasons for a running back ever (falling only 9 yards short of the all-time rushing record) and it still took until the final seconds of the final game for the Vikes to clinch the last NFC wild card spot.

Honorable Mention:

Tom Brady – New players, injuries to the line and receiving corps, another bad New England defensive unit; same results for TB12: 4,800 yards, 34 TDs (and another 4 rushing), just 8 interceptions, 63% completion percentage, 12 wins.

Peyton Manning – He’s baa-aack. It was a vintage Peyton year in 2012: 4,600 yards, 37 TDs, 11 INTs, 69% completion percentage, 13 wins. While doing this after coming back from 47 neck surgeries is an incredible story, it shouldn’t be a factor in MVP voting.

Mark Sanchez – Was anyone more valuable to the opposing team than Mr. Buttfumble himself?

 

The NFL MVP Race

Since NFL fans can’t chant M-V-P! when their star player stands at the free throw line, how can we possibly figure out who deserves the award? Here’s an update on the 2012 NFL MVP race through Week 15.

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The Frontrunners:

Tom Brady: Brady’s numbers are staggering yet again. Making them more impressive is the fact that the Patriots’ offense is built around their two tight ends, Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez, both of whom have missed significant time with injuries this season. But no matter who Brady has on the field with him, he puts up the same incredible numbers and has led New England to yet another 10+ win season. Had Brady completed the historic comeback against the 49ers top-ranked defense on Sunday night – when he put together what was quite possibly one of the greatest performances of quarterbacking in NFL history during the second half – the debate for MVP might have officially ended.

Adrian Peterson: The Vikings have a sub-par second year quarterback in Christian Ponder and a passing game that defenses justifiably do not respect – and Percy Harvin, their second best offensive weapon, hasn’t played in more than a month. That means every week, Minnesota’s opponents game plan for the Vikings with one single goal: to stop Adrian Peterson. And yet, every week they are unsuccessful. AP faces eight or even nine men in the box for the majority of each game, and yet he still has 1,812 yards rushing and 11 touchdowns through 14 games. In addition, the team is in the thick of the NFC playoff picture. Take Adrian Peterson off of the Vikings and they are quite possibly one of the worst teams in the league.

The Second Tier:

Peyton Manning: Sorry members of the media, you just can’t give the MVP award to your boy Peyton this year. He took over a team that made it to the second round of the playoffs last year – with Tim Tebow at quarterback! In 2011, Tebow went 8-5 with the Broncos including the playoffs and won the AFC West. So how valuable and irreplaceable is Peyton Manning this year if he takes over the same team (if not slightly better at other positions) and wins the AFC West? Peyton should get the Comeback Player of the Year Award and nothing more.

Robert Griffin III: If the MVP award was given to the most exciting player or to a player that rejuvenates a franchise, RGIII would be listed amongst the frontrunners. Instead, Griffin will walk away with Offensive Rookie of the Year honors (in a race almost as interesting as the MVP itself with sensational rookies like Griffin, Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson and Doug Martin). The slim chance RGIII had of winning the MVP disappeared when Kirk Cousins started – and won – last week’s game against Cleveland.

The Longshots:

Matt Ryan: MVP’s don’t throw 5 interceptions in a game against the Arizona Cardinals.

J. J. Watt: When a defensive lineman beats out the two greatest quarterbacks of our time and one of the greatest running backs of all time who is flirting with breaking the single season rushing record for the MVP award, you give me a call okay?

The NFL Week 15 Quick Recap

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Vikings 36 – Rams 22

This was the week that Adrian Peterson won the MVP award. AP broke off another 212 yards on the ground as Minnesota improves to 8-6, moving one step closer to a playoff berth.

Bengals 31 – Eagles 13

Forget about the infamous booing of Santa Claus by Philly fans, ol’ Kris Kringle might get waterboarded at the Linc this Sunday once the Eagles inevitably fall behind the Redskins.

Texans 29 – Colts 17

A win by Indy in this game would have put them just one game behind the Texans in the AFC South – with a rematch scheduled in the regular season finale. But as we expected, the Colts are not ready for primetime just yet.

Broncos 34 – Ravens 17

After a very soft 9-2 start, the Ravens are hurtling back to earth. Losers of three straight, they face playoff contenders in the final two weeks (Giants and Bengals) and are in danger of not even making the postseason.

Dolphins 24 – Jaguars 3

What should you have been doing for three hours on Sunday instead of watching Miami/Jacksonville? Anything else.

Redskins 38 – Browns 21

The Terry Robiskie Bowl! Kirk Cousins has proven himself to be adequate and effective as a quarterback the past two weeks which means that in the 2012 draft alone, the Redskins drafted not one – but two quarterbacks that are better than any of the quarterbacks on the Jets, Cardinals, Browns, Jaguars or Chiefs.

Saints 41 – Buccaneers 0

You just knew that the Saints would be all fired up during a week that saw them receive some measure of vindication for Bountygate.

Falcons 34 – Giants 0

Can we all stop talking about how disrespected the Falcons are? Yes, they’re 12-2. Yes, they just thrashed the defending Super Bowl champs. But their true test is winning a playoff game or two. Until that happens, the disrespect will continue. End of story.

Packers 21 – Bears 13

Green Bay has won eight of nine games and after getting Greg Jennings back a few weeks ago, now bolsters their defense with the returns of Clay Matthews and Charles Woodson. Don’t look now, but the Pack could be the best team in the NFC.

Seahawks 50 – Bills 17

It’s pretty trendy to jump on the Seattle bandwagon right now after they’ve scored 108 points in the past two weeks. But couldn’t the Alabama Crimson Tide score 108 points against the Cardinals and Bills? Seattle’s three best opponents so far this season have been the Patriots (who they beat by a point at home), the Packers (who they “beat” in the game that ended the referee lockout) and the 49ers (who beat them). Let’s slow our roll on the Seattle love for right now…

Panthers 31 – Chargers 7

Will either of the coaches in this game have their job in 2013? Has the Philip Rivers-to-the-Cardinals-for-Patrick-Peterson discussion started yet?

Raiders 15 – Chiefs 0

Pop quiz: What would you have rather done on Sunday? Watched the entire Miami/Jacksonville game followed by the entire Oakland/Kansas City game – or masturbate with a cheese grater for six hours? The fact that you even had to think about that question says it all.

CARDINALS 38 – LIONS 10

Really Detroit? Really?

Cowboys 27 – Steelers 24

At 8-6, Dallas controls their own playoff destiny which means they just need to win the last two games and they’re in. With Jason Garrett managing the clock and Tony Romo under center, what could possibly go wrong?!

49ers 41 – Patriots 34

This game is exactly why Jim Harbaugh chose Colin Kaepernick over Alex Smith. San Francisco could have won 12 games this year with Smith and entered the playoffs with an offense that had a ceiling of around 25-30 points. Instead, Harbaugh risked an extra regular season win or two and chose Kaepernick – who gives the offense a ceiling of at least 40 points – in anticipation of playing teams with high-scoring offenses like the Packers, Falcons and Giants in the playoffs. With the best defense in the league, the only knock on the 49ers was that they couldn’t hang offensively with teams like the Patriots in a shootout. Clearly that knock is no more.

Titans 14  – Jets 10

Mark Sanchez has turned the ball over fifty times in the last two seasons. That was not a typo. Mark Sanchez has turned the ball over fifty times in the last two seasons. Once more for your viewing pleasure, is the absolute best of those fifty: